“He violated the gag order throughout a listening to about whether or not he violated the gag order!” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Decide Merchan instructed Trump’s lead lawyer — a man named Todd Blanche — that his arguments didn’t make sense, that he ‘offered nothing’ and that he was dropping ‘all credibility with the courtroom.’ To his credit score, Blanche fired again. He stated, ‘Your honor, I misplaced all credibility once I agreed to symbolize Donald Trump! That’s not a difficulty.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Thankfully, Trump didn’t hear any of it. He was snoozing. Let One Rip Van Winkle is dozing off so typically, they’re going to want a type of N.B.A. sweat-wiper children to mop the drool puddles off his desk.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“On his manner out of the courthouse, Groper Cleveland stopped to inform reporters how uncomfortably chilly it’s within the room and the way very sad he’s to be there.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Eight hours a day, 4 days every week — it’s actually torture. Or, as the remainder of the world calls it, a job.” — JORDAN KLEPPER
“I really like listening to him complain about how chilly it’s. Somebody ought to knit him slightly pair of mittens to put on into courtroom.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
