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Jon Stewart went dwell internet hosting “The Day by day Present” on Thursday, recapping the talk between President Biden and Donald Trump. Stewart wasn’t in the most effective of spirits.
Issues began out robust: “Each males are ambulatory. They’re each upright. Stage one cleared,” Stewart joked over a clip of the candidates taking the stage. But it surely wasn’t lengthy earlier than the host stated he wanted “to name an actual property agent in New Zealand.”
One rambling Biden reply — ending with the non sequitur “We lastly beat Medicare” — had Stewart staring into the digicam in horror.
“OK, a high-pressure state of affairs. Lots of instances, you’ll be able to confuse saving Medicare with beating it. I’m certain it’s not one thing that repeated all through the talk, inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both leap out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin. Anyone can [expletive] up speaking.” — JON STEWART
“I’m not a political knowledgeable, however whereas Biden was getting ready at Camp David — for every week — did anybody point out he would even be on digicam?” — JON STEWART
“Lots of people have resting twenty fifth Modification face.” — JON STEWART
Stewart additionally referred to as out Trump for his many falsehoods.
“Simply so we’re all clear, every thing that Donald Trump stated in that clip is a lie,” he stated after one montage. “Blatant and full. And we had been tight on time placing this [expletive] collectively. There’s a lot extra. Actually makes you marvel: What’s R.F.Ok. Jr. doing tonight?”
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males needs to be utilizing performance-enhancing medication, as a lot of it as they’ll get, as many instances a day as their our bodies will permit. If performance-enhancing medication will enhance their lucidity, their potential to unravel issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away.” — JON STEWART
